i just cummed like a torpedo out of my ass it was loafy.
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable
by cum master 2008 June 24, 2008
Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit profusely when turkey overeating occurs.
by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004
1. Feeling sluggish, lazy, or cozy in a way that resembles the vibe of a soft, warm loaf of bread.
2. The state of intentionally doing nothing productive and being absolutely okay with it.
3. Existing in full comfort mode, mentally or physically checked out.
2. The state of intentionally doing nothing productive and being absolutely okay with it.
3. Existing in full comfort mode, mentally or physically checked out.
• “I had big plans today, but I woke up loafy and now I’m horizontal.”
• “Sundays are for sweatpants, snacks, and going full loafy.”
• “This weather makes me so loafy — like I’m melting into the couch.”
• “Sundays are for sweatpants, snacks, and going full loafy.”
• “This weather makes me so loafy — like I’m melting into the couch.”
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