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Meat Loaf Throat

The results of your esophagus after getting face-banged by a group of wild yeti's in the dense woods of Colorado and or Houston.
Damn that snowboarding trip was fun, too bad Bob caught a bad case of the Meat Loaf Throat.

Did you see LeMaire after those Yeti's straight Meat loaf throated him? Scarred for life.

Look at that red lip stick.. thats a professional meat loaf throat yeti champion!
by DanimalTX November 15, 2011
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pinch a hot loaf

The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."

"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
by lulem400 January 12, 2010
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drop a loaf

to deliver feces to the appropriate destination via the anus.
Is your mom available, because I just ate a raunchy burrito, and I'd like to drop a loaf on her chest.
by Bachass June 12, 2006
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Pinch-A-Loaf

To expel solid waste from the anus. Refered to in the movie "Shawshank Redemption".
guard: I'm gonna go Pinch-A-Loaf, so this stuff better be cleaned up before the wardon gets back
by Ryan Hershbeger June 11, 2006
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fly loaf

Any food that looks or tastes gross.
Man, that pie was fly loaf.
by Amalja July 6, 2011
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Pete Loeffler

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Pete Loeffler is the sexiest, smartest, singer, lead guitarist, and songwriter of our generation.

Pete Loeffler is the frontman for Chevelle.
He is from Chicago, he started playing the guitar when he was 12.
He and his brothers (sexy) formed Chevelle in 1994.
A lot of his lyrics are actually about funny subjects, but sound serious or dark.
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When Pete Loeffler was 12 his older sister and her boyfriend told Pete to learn to play "Eruption" by "The Cult" and he did. He is a bad ass motherfucker!
Because of his lung capacity he can go all night....in my dreams.
mmmmm....just thinking about him....i just jizzed in my pants.
by The Clincher May 18, 2009
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Beard Loaf

A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"

"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
by mitbong January 5, 2013
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