Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

by Dustin October 4, 2004

getting loached

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard March 7, 2014

clown loach

A really cool fish. They are bottom eaters and they clean your gravel for you by eating the stuff on the bottom. I have had them in the past and thought they were cool.

I like clown loaches and a number of other fish

by lunar shadows October 30, 2004

coolie loach

A relatively all-purpose term used to insult a person, place, thing, or idea.

You're a coolie loach.

by kathyrnn July 21, 2006

Loach

Noun describing a friend or relative who stays at your house or event longer than they are welcome. Typically it is used to describe someone who is closer than an informal friend. Family and friends who you feel an obligation to are the most likely candidates to illustrate Loach-like qualities.

There is no time limit to overstaying their welcome. For instance, a family member who stays for one day after Thanksgiving might not be a Loach, whereas someone who stays for 30 minutes after the last guest has left, might be a Loach.

“Steve is such a Loach, he stayed at the party a full hour after everyone left.”

“We better have a plan for your Aunt when she comes to dinner. She’s can be a Loach and want to chat forever.”

by DAND1NG October 13, 2018

hylian loach

A Mandela effect that animal crossing used.

I thought that was hylian loach!

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023