Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

by Dustin October 04, 2004

getting loached

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

by Tejue Omega Daishanto July 28, 2009

toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

by ol buzzard February 27, 2014

clown loach

A really cool fish. They are bottom eaters and they clean your gravel for you by eating the stuff on the bottom. I have had them in the past and thought they were cool.

I like clown loaches and a number of other fish

by lunar shadows October 30, 2004

coolie loach

A relatively all-purpose term used to insult a person, place, thing, or idea.

You're a coolie loach.

by kathyrnn July 22, 2006

hylian loach

A Mandela effect that animal crossing used.

I thought that was hylian loach!

by Hatchdrk May 27, 2023

Loach

Stretched out pussy lips

That stripper sure had a loach hanging off her pussy tonight....

by THE ORIGINAL" CORN DOG KID " January 11, 2018