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Untrue Listener

When one Scrobble more songs than is possible, given the maximum time that can be used to listen to music daily, to gain more respect from your last.fm friends.
F: Hey, dude, why do you play mp3's, even when you're not at home?
O: Oh, just to get a higher scrobble count on last.fm
F: You are a freaking Untrue Listener, you bastard!
by Überbarista May 18, 2011
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belly listener

A person who gets turned on by stomach growls
Stephanie: Im hungry...I feel like my belly is going to rumble

Carl: Can I listen?

Stephanie: Yeah sure.

Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*

Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*

Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?

Stephanie: Sure thing!

Carl: Can I listen to you eat?

Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?

Carl: Indeed I am
by Werido fred June 2, 2011
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bitch listener

A person who routinely and compassionately listens to bitching and complaints from others.
Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
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poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.
Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013
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mitski listener

A person with really good music taste but really bad mental health, are you okay??
Sara: What's your favorite music artist?
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
by catpiss69 November 24, 2021
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Limpeater

An unfortunate man who can not maintain or attain an erection in the presence of a hot waiting woman, so he is forced to eat endless amounts of pussy.
"did you slay that girl last night?"

"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."

"Haha you are a limpeater!"
by Const01 February 9, 2010
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Negative Listener

Someone that hears only what they want to hear.

Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.

Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"

Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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