When one Scrobble more songs than is possible, given the maximum time that can be used to listen to music daily, to gain more respect from your last.fm friends.
F: Hey, dude, why do you play mp3's, even when you're not at home?
O: Oh, just to get a higher scrobble count on last.fm
F: You are a freaking Untrue Listener, you bastard!
O: Oh, just to get a higher scrobble count on last.fm
F: You are a freaking Untrue Listener, you bastard!
by Überbarista May 18, 2011
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Carl: Can I listen?
Stephanie: Yeah sure.
Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*
Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*
Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?
Stephanie: Sure thing!
Carl: Can I listen to you eat?
Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?
Carl: Indeed I am
Carl: Can I listen?
Stephanie: Yeah sure.
Carl: *puts ear on Stephanie's belly*
Stephanie's Belly: *RUUUUMBLE!*
Carl: Wanna go to Mcdonalds?
Stephanie: Sure thing!
Carl: Can I listen to you eat?
Stephanie: Are you a belly listener?
Carl: Indeed I am
by Werido fred June 2, 2011
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Kandy is the bitch listener at her job, but it's making her weary so, she's training others to help.
by Arnobrekr August 9, 2012
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Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!
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Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
Ani: Mitski!!
Sara: Who?
Jay: OMG! Ani is a Mitski listener?? I want to be friends with her now.
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"did you slay that girl last night?"
"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."
"Haha you are a limpeater!"
"Nah i had her in the mood, but i couldn't get it up so i just ate her out."
"Haha you are a limpeater!"
by Const01 February 9, 2010
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Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
Someone that while 'listening' to your argument, they have already thought of a reply regardless of what is currently being said.
Someone that doesnt pay full attention to the conversation.
You: "Can you tell me what format of longitude/ latitude this GPS device stores its locations?"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
Negative Listener: "I'm sorry sir, but you cant search for locations based on longitude/ latitude."
You: "Huh? You appeared to have answered a question I never asked!"
Air hostess: "Would you like the chicken or beef sir?"
Negative Listener: "The fish sounds delicious!"
by Brendan Roche, Ireland January 17, 2008
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