lynore domegan

The hottest girl on the planet

Hey back away from lynore domegan, shes mine u assface!

by john March 22, 2004

Lenore

Lenore is a tall slim sexy woman who can make a man bend to her will. A Lenore will love forever and forgive so much. She is light to all.

That’s Lenore is on of a kind.

by Lissalore June 20, 2021

Linares

a cultural town south of monterrey in the state of Nuevo Leon, in Mexico.

juan= say bro where u get them "glorias"?
pepe= in linares bro, you aint know?

by fuckustreetzfucku June 7, 2009

Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife

An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.

After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"

by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010

Rebeca Linares

A really sexy brunette Spanish porn star who won the 2010 AVN award for best threesome along with Tori Black.

Rebeca Linares is really sexy porn star.

by Pillowpants8495 September 22, 2011

linoleum

A shaved bush. The opposite of shag carpet. Smooth.

Damn. Her linoleum was slick last night. My face skidded off her pussy and I fell to the floor.

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

linré

A sexy therapist who often comes with blonde hair and blue eyes and a friggen sexy bod who often gets involved in cringy romance, despite being asexual

"Hey Therapist Linré, can I talk to you about all my life's problems?"
"Of course my dear Julie, I take great interest in your life and would like marry you"
"Well, Linré, I'd love to... But... But..."
"What is it"
"I'm married!"
"To whom?"
"Chad"
"Not Chad!"
"Yes Chad, but not only that, I'm pregnant"
"Oh well... Congrats"
"But Linré, it's not Chad's"
"Well then dump him and marry me!"
"But your not the father either!"
"I know... I'm the... Mother"
"But who's the father?'
" Well, you"
"What! How is that even possible!"
"Well you see, Julie, when two people love each other very much-"
"I get it, I get it."
"Haha ok"
"Well, Linré it looks like something is on you mind"
"Julie... Will you.... Marry me?"
"Of course, I love you, not Chad"

by Sexy man-beast with a side of January 4, 2021