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Jesse Lingardinho

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"
by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021
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Sign Language

SIGN language is a debating tactic used by most women and male feminist by engaging in language meant to Shame, Insult, Guilt, and a Need to be right against their opponent when they themselves can’t present a cogent argument based in facts, statistics and/or logic.
Kevin: Today’s modern female wants a traditional male but yet they’re not traditional women. They’re not equipped to be traditional women, they weren’t raised that way, nor do they want to be that way.

Female: Who hurt you? You’re just bitter and you probably have small penis. You obviously hate all women including your mother, and you don’t know what you’re talking about because you’re just a simple man.

Kevin: I’m Red Pilled, and your SIGN Language doesn’t work on me.
by MGTOW Black March 9, 2021
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lingardinho

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup
Wow Lingardinho made me cum
by ppmolester November 15, 2020
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ancient albanian sign language

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.
-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently
by i have no handle July 13, 2022
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Lingardinho

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too
“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola
by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021
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Batty Language

To speak in the native language of the anus.
John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!
by green923jade October 15, 2016
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hope language

no one:
hope: jerusalem assc sushi’s ajveifhxnw eucalyptus heveos wfyegrf

jerusalem gc: and thats on hope language
by kaileybigimping December 8, 2019
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