Linford

Person who drives other people's cars, particularly their father's car.

Stop being a Linford and get your own car!

by Peterson August 28, 2003

Linford

Slack scrotum generally found covered in aspic or creosote. Can be pursuaded to work by poking repeatedly with a stick.

He was particularly like Linford in his attitude to work.

by Peterson August 27, 2003

linfred

A man who only think of dirty stuff

he is a linfred

by yoyo1414 March 18, 2014

linfinite

The only way to describe something so crazy and extreme that it goes beyond anything ever. Like ever. Period.

This applies especially to extreme acts of attachment.

This word is derived from the word 'Linda', which is a descriptive term for crazy ass shit especially involving girls.

Infinity may go on forever, but it's nothing compared to linfinity.

That girl called me so many times, it was like linfinite.

This one girl I knew, Linda, man she was so crazy it was like linfinite.

by Linda SMASH June 11, 2008

Linfart

When two gay guys are doing anal and the receiver farts.

Heyyyyyy asshole! Why you do that Linfart to me last night ya queer!!

by titbjvff November 14, 2011

Linford

1. another of chips alternate personalties
2. someone who thinks they are good at sports, but really suck

oh god, chips turned into linford again
linford, stop hogging the ball and pass it here, thats the 2847th goal you've missed!

by botaf October 24, 2003

linfitt

Has a massive dong about 60 inch and has a sexy 3 strands of hair

Person:how are you
Linfitt:*moans aggressively*

by A perso November 24, 2021