by kenni May 22, 2004
1. Expression used when something smells unpleasant.
2. Expression used when something smells great.
3. "Smells Like A.S.S." - a new perfume lineup by Julia C.
2. Expression used when something smells great.
3. "Smells Like A.S.S." - a new perfume lineup by Julia C.
(1) "This bubblegum smells like ass!"
(2) "Hey you smell really good; you smell like ass" "Yeah...I know"
(2) "Hey you smell really good; you smell like ass" "Yeah...I know"
by B/P/A February 9, 2011
1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above
2) and old saying reiterating the above
by Kid Nebraska May 24, 2004
The full phrase is "Excuses are like asses; everybody's got em." There are many variations on this phrase; for example, some people may add "and they all stink" to the end, or change "asses" to "assholes." The phrase appears to have evolved from the related phrase, "Opinions are like assholes - everybody's got one."
"It wasn't my fault I was late, the traffic was bad!"
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
"Excuses are like asses. Everybody's got em, and they all stink."
by progamer124 May 23, 2004
by DMC May 24, 2004
its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.
"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"
by Annie May 22, 2004
This is a shortened version of the original quote. It means everyone has an excuse, just like everyone has a buttocks.
Excuses are like assholes, because everybodies got them.
by mistert2 May 23, 2004