Chillin' like a motherfucker

The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."

Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.

by neo! January 13, 2010

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 7, 2005

Hung like a mosquito

Possessing a very small penis. Opposite of hung like a horse.

Check out the nude pics of Brad Pitt...he's hung like a mosquito!

by bws55 October 2, 2007

I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

like a mom

Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.

Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.

by LikeaMom June 6, 2014

Ears like a mongoose

Someone with good or supersonic hearing.

Matt, you have ears like a mongoose!

by Heam July 2, 2016

Feel so Clean like a Money Machine-a

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by peepeepoopoololz December 18, 2020