eater leaver

1. person, usually tech worker, who stays just long enough at work to eat the company dinner provided to overtimers, and then goes home without actually doing overtime work
2. person who trumps #1 by going home with the company overtime dinner in a to-go box instead of eating it at work
3. person who trumps #2 by taking 5 to-go boxes of company overtime dinner for themselves and their family

jliaw: there's no food left except breadsticks, damn eater leavers

by niniane May 27, 2006

Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience

Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver

by jagimo December 1, 2009

Flat Leaver

a friend who leaves you when another friend comes along.

by sugadumps April 10, 2003

aranmore leaver's jumper

this word is fairly recent in origin. it comes from the aranmore leaver's jumpers which were created by some ignorant fool in the summer of '04. if you don't know what these things look like, you're very lucky because they are the trifest pieces of shit out.

"let's go and burn the aranmore leaver's jumper!"

"woodley reminds me of the aranmore leaver's jumper - both are epically trife!"

"who the fuck designed the aranmore leaver's jumper?"

by not michael, that's for sure July 29, 2004

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

by rawr17 January 21, 2010

beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

beaver leaver

1. Term used to describe a man declining the opportunity of scoring with a woman.

2. Term used to describe a man acting timid towards an attractive female.

One friend says to another on a night on the town: Get in there man, don't be such a beaver leaver"

by skat shake June 17, 2005