LBJ

" Lucky blackman jumping "
A basketball player who fails to sink a fairly easy shot, costing the team some precious points.

aka: LeBron James

" Maybe if we didn't have so many LBJ's,
we would have won tonite!"

" What can you expect? He's a LBJ."

by faeri January 16, 2004

LBJ

A term refering to a joint, marijuana cigarette, used more commonly during the LBJ days.

pass LBJ over here

by MDW June 23, 2004

LBJ-Style

When you are in the middle of working or on a conference call and bring it into the bathroom, the same way former US President LBJ did.

I was on a really important conference call, but I really had to use the can so I connected my earbuds to my phone, put myself on mute, and took the call LBJ-Style.

by Licensed_Nerd July 18, 2021

LBJ STEAMER

When you abandon your loved ones for two men (one has to look like a crack head and the other lets say a wanna be mj) and get together and play with each others shit in hot humid weather just for the fun of it. They eat shit, sniff shit and definately talk shit and it seams not to bother them because they have grown immune to it. They give up on everything they once had for the smell of each others shit and see who can take the biggest shit on there loved ones.

Man do you see them guys? Them traitors they look like they about to engage in a lbj steamer!

by kmp216 July 10, 2010

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.

"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

by wowie2010 April 13, 2010

whip it out like LBJ

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

LBJ BABY SHACK THE MASKSCOTTE

The baller bj jams baller jams street baller name of LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJ.BJ2TALL BJTUTALL BJQUICK. Maskscotte of Miami heat and LA LAKERS.

Honeys LOVE them some lbj baby shack the MASKSCOTTE.

by LONNIE BJ August 4, 2019