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Somalian Lawnmower

1) The act of biting ones gouch and/or taint hair off and chewing in an erotic fasion

2) The act of pouring a sweet, thick liquid such as syrup on a partner's genetalia and extracting the substance carefully with ones teeth
"Robyn has a few pubes in her teeth, but I bet Scott liked that Somalian lawnmower."

Scandinavian lawnmower 

When a girl is getting eaten out and the pubes get stuck in the persons teeth. The person then proceeds to yank their head back ripping out the hair.
Last night I accidentally did a Scandinavian lawnmower on my girlfriend.

Starting the Lawnmower 

When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."

sweedish lawnmower

A sexual act in which a man rips out a woman’s pubes out with his teeth as he vibrates his lips on her pussy lips
Hey bro I gave my girl a Sweedish lawnmower and she squirted everywhere

TF2 scout lawnmower

The lawn

Mower tf2 is Where one gets a bat,tapes the word force of nature on it, and attempts to bat the pubes off of somebody’s crotch
He used TF2 scout lawnmower on me!
Why is it called that
He bat the pubes off

lawn mower showdown 

Eric and the neighbor are having some sort of lawn mower showdown.
lawn mower showdown by Lgc1987 March 22, 2017