lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my broke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Lawyerd

A term frequently used by Marshal in the tv show How I met your mother. Marshal uses this whenever he verbally finishes off any untrue (or contradicting) proclamation and the other party has nothing else to say.

Barney: Prostitution is the worlds oldest profession.
Marshal: You really think so?
Barney: Yeah I bet cavewomen got like an extra fish or something if they put out.
Marshal: So the oldest profession would be fisherman.
Barney: Withdrawn.
Marshal: Lawyerd...
Barney:....

by Stibinoezem September 14, 2010

Cockroach Lawyer

Lawyers who purposely avoid your emails and/or follow ups. They are called cockroach lawyers because they run and skittle away, hiding behind the cupboards every time you want to hear from them.

Damn, Anthony is such a cockroach lawyer. Followed him up 2 weeks and still no response. Maybe we should sprinkle some crumbs so he appears from behind the cupboards

by Danglesssss August 31, 2021

Lankerslime

Also known as Lankershim Boulevard; a busy Los Angeles thoroughfare. It begins near Universal Studios, forces drivers to make dangerous and confusing oblique and obtuse turns as it snakes in a northwesterly fashion through North Hollywood, then ends unceremoniously in a nondescript ghetto somewhere in the northeast quadrant of the San Fernando Valley. Lankerslum, Lankerscum and Lankerslime may be used interchangeably.

Traffic looks heavy on the 101, so I'm going to exit at Lankerslime and take the surface streets to your house.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

lawyer talk

when you say something very misleading but still not false. it's like a half-truth.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." - Bill Clinton

Technically, he didn't have sex with Monica Lewinsky but she did give him a blowjob. That is lawyer talk.

by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hotel January 3, 2009

Mr. Lawler

The only real world living human replica of Gordan Freeman, Half Life's main character.

Hey marsh lets go ask Gordan Freeman (Mr. Lawler) to use his gravity gun to fly us to Xactek!!1!

by David Walter Rolph January 5, 2009

Jennifer Lawerenceing

To fall gracefully up a flight of stairs in front of a large audience

"Hey did you see that girl Jennifer Lawerenceing the other day?"

by Elle Adams April 8, 2015