launcher thingy

A device used to launch things great distances. Originally invented in mideval times, it was then refered to as a "trebuchet."

"WE SHOULD BUILD A TREBUCHET!"
"You mean a launcher thingy?"

by GaryJMeyer August 13, 2006

launch a steamer

The grueling act of straining to push out an impacted bowel movement. To take a very huge, painful shit.

If you feel you're gonna launch a steamer, it would be wise to drink some prune juice.

by Matt Eros November 9, 2007

Latched Up

A girl with a boyfriend.

John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!

by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017

load launcher

To ejaculate with distance.

"Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead!

by Daverr May 14, 2008

Cheese Launch

When you stop at a light and woah, hold on a second, its the dober bros, so you whip out some cheese singles and fling them at their expensive car that they got from their videos exploiting and doing stupid faked challenges.

Person in car- "Hey are you the dobre brothers?"

Dobre bros- "Ya"

(does cheese launch and whips cheese at the side of their car)

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

grenade launcher

The fatter and uglier friend of a grenade. Often brought along to make the grenade feel that she is not the ugliest girl at a party. The main purposes of the grenade launcher is to cockblock, instill fear, provide backup in a fight and to purposely rile up the grenade into exploding the chances of sex for everybody. Popularized by Mike "The Situation" from the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Its bad enough that this cutie brought a grenade with her, but this chick also brought a god damn grenade launcher as well. I personally try to avoid grenade launchers, at all cost. Not worth getting my GTL on for. At all.

by jinful February 26, 2010

launched

The point of no return in a night of drinking and you are bound to either black out, make an ass of yourself, fight, or all of the above. The tequila shot that broke the camels back.

Eric had launched somewhere between his 6th and 7th tequila shot. After that it was all down hill.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting some whiskey rocks.

by Eric Hawkinson May 18, 2006