latte

Yeah whatever that fancy coffee drink bullshit that some people have because they feel as though regular coffee isnt good enough. Let me tell you something buddy, unless your a girl, dont drink it. The story i have under example is awesome.

I was at dunkin donuts with my friend once, and while i was at the counter, i ordered a regular coffee, my friend ordered a coffee, and some guy before us got a special latte lite or some stupid shit like that, and soon after, a different guy after me started talking to me and expressing his opinion about lattes. He had a great point. He said "yeah you know latte's are such a fag drink, you should only get one if your a woman, not a guy, what a faggot". And you know what, he was fucking right, i never thought about it like that before but what he said was fuckin hilarious.

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

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Get the lattemug.

Latte

Not only is this person amazing, but she's super sweet and tries way too hard not to let people down. Even if her home life sux and she faces depression late at night, she is always gonna be flat. She's super smart, and she looks like a twig. But everyone loves her anyway. She gets really emotional and is mostly happy and weird all the time. She may not be the best at parenting sometimes, but she always has your back and will stand beside you no matter what. She makes the "funniest" jokes and has everyone laughing at the ridiculous shit that constantly spills from her mouth. If you ever find a friend like her, never let her go, because she is a boss bitch and will be there for you.

*mic drop*

Guy #1: omg nick did you see latte today?!
Guy #2: omg yeah, she was super awesome and amazing, although she is depressed and lonely!

by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

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