Lawstitute

Any girl in law school that will go down on any guy she happens to meet in the law library of her perspective school. Even if he happens to be nothing more then a janitor.

I'm trying to study, and all I can hear is the lawstitute on the other side of the book shelf blowing the prof on her way to an A.

by Violable Juniors July 7, 2008

Laxtitute

1) A cultureless and classless women.

2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.

The laxtitute grabbed me by my flow and worked by shaft.

by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010

laxtitute

A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.

Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!

by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011

Laxstitute

A girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.

Zach: So Brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.

by laxstituter93 April 24, 2009

Lawstitute

Female attorney who dresses provocatively in order to win over juries and judges.

That lawstitute pretended to drop her pen and showed off a g-string to juror number 3 and hung that robbery case. Solid work.

by Acquitted January 23, 2018