Laptop

It's like a mini tv just for porn.
I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress
by AMAG June 15, 2014
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Laptopical

That's very laptopical.
by Miss Tess Carr December 15, 2007
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Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.
Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very
by littlernermaid October 17, 2013
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Laptopping

The art of a group of recently tubed athletes spending a day in the vacinity of each other but communicating through laptops. Laptopping can only be done by a minimum of 2 persons. Popular laptopping activites include facebooking, msning and stick cricket offs.
I cant move, breath, speak and don't want to see outside. Do you fancy spending the afternoon laptopping?
by Captain timelord the don May 28, 2007
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Laptop

To give one individual or more Lap and top
Me and my people just got done using the laptop with Rachel.
by R.i.p Zilyo May 13, 2020
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Laptopping

When you sit on a laptop with your friend as your day's activity, because laptopping can only be done for long hours at a time. You can do anything while laptopping but the most common would be chatting via facebook, or any other communication route like Skype. You most likely send many links back and forth and run out of things to talk about at least a dozen times but keep going anyway. Laptopping is the verb form of laptop. It is literally the verb meaning to use the laptop, generally said when doing so at the same time as a friend. Laptopping.
Friend 1: Hey, do you wanna laptop today?

Friend 2: Sure, I fucking love laptopping!
Friend 1: Calm down.
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Laptop

A plank either smooth wood or covered with a pillow or blanket. Used in South African mini buss taxi's between rows of seats to add an extra seating when the taxi exceeds maximum capacity.
We have space for 3 more . wheres the laptop. here it is sit here botty(male)/Sissy(Female)
Or
Let the gogo(old lady) sit. here's a Laptop.
Or
The guys getting off now . You Don't have to stand there's a laptop Free
by EBZ13 May 09, 2019
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