Lank

The most litty, most dank situation. Only occurs once out of every 1,000,000 lit and dank moments.

Hey did you go to Sally's party? It was lank.

by Sadstroo July 28, 2017

Lank

Having a wank with lube, particularly shop bought stuff e.g. K y jelly or durex play.

Lube + Wank = Lank

by thenarratorpg October 19, 2012

Lanked

The act of getting pranked and/or pranking someone out of "Love".

I totally got lanked last night!! They said it was out of love but i dunno...

by Cptn Obvious July 21, 2010

Lank

Look there's a lank. In other words (there's an Anthony Bachalani)

Lank can be defined as an Anthony Bachalani

by Lank - Real definition April 15, 2019

Lank

The lankiest of the all.
Name typically starts with L.
Always has a small and muscular peen.

Bro, you are looking like such a lank right now.

by Lankerson August 11, 2019

lanked

The feeling which occurs after one has stayed up past his sleep cycle such that the body has abandoned its "go to sleep" feeling and has shifted into a light buzz.

It is comparable to the lingering buzz that remains in the morning after a night of drinking, because the body is rather awake yet clearly not fully sober.

KATE: John, go to bed. Aren't you sleepy? You were dozing off at your desk a few hours ago.

JOHN: Yeah, but the sleepy part of my cycle is over. It's back into awake mode, so I'm lanked now.

by PaleBlueYacht February 20, 2011

Lank

Typically describes a loser who can always make you smile no matter what the topic. Not to be confused with a ruhtard, although a "lank" and a "ruhtard" have very similar personalities. The word originated from Bolton, Ontario a small town full of italians and one silly serbian :)

Isn't ninja a martial art? :$" "No your just a lank :)

by sw33tbrad24:) July 23, 2010