langer

Someone who is being an idiot or fool or acting in a silly or foolish manner.

Being drunk

What a langer!

Did you see how much he's had to drink, he must be langers by now.

by Stephen Murray August 23, 2005

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

Langer

Someone who owns a Japanese car.

The langer in the Glanza

by chaballs January 14, 2009

Langer

A person from Cork. Onomatopoeic with the cry of the Corkonian. Also their mating call.

Person A: Good evening, sir! From where doth thee hail?
Person B: De people's republic of Cork, ye langer!
Person A: Thank you. I shall avoid going there.

by antix June 16, 2016

langered

Substitute for the word fingered, as coined by the subtle rudeboys/rudegirls of North West London.

My mate 'langered' that bar maid from Yates last weekend.

by Concerned Rudey June 24, 2007

manky langer

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk

That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer

by BigFish March 12, 2015

justin langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.

Did you bring a justin langer?

by freedy12345 September 15, 2009