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Lando is the coolest person ever. Lando is just that guy and has many friends. Lando has max rizz and wears the most rizzaroli items. You’ll never meet another friend like Lando as he is very respectful. Lando is the friend who will always be by your side and never betray you (Unlike in Star Wars). Lando is a hero and will always help in anyway he can. Lando is the best.
Person 1: Brad is such a Lando.

Person 2: Yeah I can’t believe he save all those children from that burning building!
Lando by GruntGuy October 8, 2023
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Lando, as in Lando Calrissian from the original Star Wars Trilogy. You use the name, or "word" in this case, as an adjective to describe something that is hip, funky, smooth, just like Lando. The use of "Lando" in a phrase was first coined by Mark, of Classic Game Room HD, the video game review channel on youtube, in his review of the Star Wars Arcade game for the Sega 32X when he said "I'm going to use a Star Wars name as an adjective to describe this. Star Wars Arcade is 'Lando'."
Person 1: "How was your weekend?"

Person 2: "It was Lando."

Person 1: "Whoa, you must have had a pretty good weekend!"
Lando by Power of the Funk July 12, 2011
a filthy slang term being used more and more in the inner city by gangs to degrade african-americans.
"hey raul, look at that lando over there by the weener station. he should be picking cotton!"
lando by rsa December 4, 2004
Abbreviation of Land O' Lakes High School. Known for they're kick ass football team.
"Dude, are you going to the football at Lando?"
"Hell yeah! Those Gators are kick ass!"
When someone shits their pants and leaves a turd and/or stain in their pants.
Justin: Dude, I think I shit my pants.
Joe: Oh man, your sporting a lando!
Lando by Tan LoCo October 27, 2010
(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool
joseph: lando stinks
aayush: *popcorn*
lando by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020
A term which evolved in the 604 referencing black people.
"yo banger, peeps the size of that lando's lips"