Laking

1. As to perform like the 2013-Present Los Angeles Lakers
2. Losing

My team is Laking to try to get a higher draft pick.

by Ill MF-ing Will October 5, 2016

lagunga

Any disease, rash, or complication of unknown origin.

What is that lagunga all over you?

by Whtthesht October 28, 2021

Lafungus

someone whos built like a pig rat hog, with a big hairy nose like a truffle pig

duuude that guy johnny.. he's such a lafungus bro. always goozin all over the place

by Nizraf101 November 6, 2025

Zach's launguage

We all have a friend that says stuff, and means the total opposite. It can be bad or not that much of a big deal.

Idk: It's a 100% no.
Maybe: I'll think about it, but probably not.
I guess I'll be there: He won't be there
Omw: He is just now getting ready to leave but still has to poop, take a shower, and watch every movie on netflix.
I don't have money: a go to excuse to not do something with the boys
I'm going to stop by my gf's for a minute: He isn't coming back for the weekend. Just face it.
I have notifications off: He slid your message open and has no interest in what you sent him.
"Reick Chat": a reick chat is when he reads your group chat messages, but hasn't read your dm's you sent hours ago.
You want to do something?: He makes plans but forces you to set up the date, time, and place but ultimately forgets he made plans and dips.
I'm on the game rn!: He is in a party, but afk currently and won't come back for atleast 3 hours.
I'm about to eat dinner: He is muting everyone and watching YouTube to eat his ramen noodles.

Kody: Yo zach! You tryna go to the park and ball?
Zach: Yes
*He disappears off the face of the earth and can not be contacted for the next 48 hours*

Zach's launguage: Missleading context clues the boys need to watch out for.

by Choady Cockgargler September 19, 2020

humba dumba lagungus

any overweight or idiotic being

“Jason is such a humba dumba lagungus.” “How can you tell?” “Just look at him.”

by herepesfree July 23, 2023