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Laken

An uncomfortably tall person who has an obsession with tall anime boys with black hair that sounds like a 64 year old man. VERY athletic and buff. Has won the Olympics like fifteen times. Is a material girl and loves the ima barbie girl song. Has beef with everyone and her sister likes to twerk every now and then. It is bred from a water bottle and has an obsession with chicken. Pronouns are barbie and girl.
Laken's a barbie girl in a barbie world. She is plastic, and very fantastic.
by anonymous August 12, 2022
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Laken

Tall dark and handsome anime dude apparently.
"Omg it's Laken the anime guy from that one anime"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022
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Laken

Laken sucks!!!!
by ron1283827 June 13, 2021
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Laken

A generic term for short, emo girls who have an obsession with gay looking men
Look at that Laken creaming over the gay guy again
by wehttamman December 16, 2008
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Laken

Laken is a blonde, blue eyed girl. When she has a crush, he always has a girlfriend! She can be so nice but can be so mean. She never wants to be mean but she doesn't think before she says things. She can often become really told off and gets angry or upset really easily. She has lots of friends but lots of enemies. She loves animals but especially cats!
She loves music at school. Sometimes she has wild thoughts!
I'm not sure I like my girlfriend anymore... I like Laken now!!
by LakenKennedy-Scott❤️ June 8, 2017
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Laken

“Damn you see that girl laken over there?”
“Yeah”
“I heard she fucked the whole football team and some of the cheerleaders too”
by Highschool drama April 24, 2020
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Laken-Ho

One of the many girls that live on Lakenheath that either: Hook up with the guys from visiting sports teams Has airmen for boyfriends or is just a nasty skank in general
Damn, I'd tap that!" "Too bad she a laken-ho, she's probably nasty
by lknhthscks March 16, 2011
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