Taylor Lautner

The hottest man alive

Taylor Lautner has an awesome 8pack and dazzling smile

by Secrets Never cease February 25, 2010

Taylor Lautner

The muscular guy from the Twilight movies. While is body is hot, his acting has no depth and seems insincere. Kind of like a 5th grader who joined a drama class, only to give it mild effort to earn extra credit. But he dose have some pretty sweet martial arts skills.

Twilight fan: I'm so in love with Taylor Lautner!

Well-educated person: Why do you love him?

Twilight fan: Because he's hot and famous!

Well-educated person: Then you're not really in love with him, you're in love with a in love with a concept, rather than an actual person. And besides, he get's his fame is from his body! He has no other talent and is highly overrated.

Twilight fan: HOW DARE YOU! (She kills her!)

by tjlala October 28, 2012

Taylor Lautner

Also known as one of the hottest men alive. Great abs, and an amazing actor. Hella sexy, and obviously gorgeous.

Been in Sharkboy and lava girl, Cheaper by the Dozen, Twilight, New moon and the guest celebrity on SNL.

"Hey girl, did you watch Taylor Lautner on SNL last night? Wasn't he hot?"

by Noeeel 101 February 11, 2010

Latnered

To completely rape a test. The test didn't even stand a chance. If the test was a real person you would be hiding behind a corner in a dark alyway waiting for it. Then taking it by force and putting it up against a wall and just fucking it to death.

Dude, I totally just Latnered my AP Calc test like it ain't no thang

by AsainParents April 1, 2010

Taylor Lautner syndrome

When a guy is buff, hot and has a great smile but waaaaaaay too many chicks chasing him. Awesome when he likes you back. Adam Abajian has this... Too bad half the class likes him, I'm just a friend to him.

Me: *Sigh* Adam is so hot...

Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.

Me: Damn his hot abs...

by That hot girl nobody remembers October 9, 2010

the Taylor Lautner effect

When an actor has no acting ability whatsoever, but the audience do not notice because they are too captivated by how hot the actor is.

Also see the female equivalent: The Megan Fox effect

Amy: Taylor Lautner is so hot, and such a great actor also.

Bill: No he isn't, you've just been struck by The Taylor Lautner effect.

by jonas5 September 25, 2011

Taylor Lautner

An oiled, ken- doll like celebrity who doesnt own a shirt and cannot act.

First, he was sharkboy, and now, a werewolf.

What next? Uni- Dick? (thats unicorn dick)

Crabbe: Dude, your Jolly Rancher kinda looks like Taylor Lautner.

Goyle: Does that even make sense?

by Blajhidh;eogrTIMMY! January 28, 2011