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F.L.T.C.

Friend one: Hey Kendall, where are you gonna put that garbage?!?!
Friend two: I’ll put it in one of our many F.L.T.C.’s!
Friend one: A what??
Friend two: A friendly local trash can!!
by user_50067993 June 3, 2019
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L.M.F.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F

)L.M.F.Y.T.Y.C.O.M.F.(Let me fuck you till you cum on my face
by Kou 🐟 December 4, 2022
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R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n

Roll On The Floor Laughing Then Died Of Laughter Went To Heaven But Got Hit On The Way And Here I Am Now
Died because he laughed to much went to heaven bt wings got chopped of by a plane and fell all the way back in to his body so he is here today... eg R o t f l t d o l w t h b g h o t w a h i a n
by LittleT March 19, 2012
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R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

"If I was a bum, i'd save my money and buy vitamens"

"haha...ROTFLAMO"

its more of an action than a word
by heathermichelle December 3, 2003
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T.F.T.L

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house
The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*

Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.
by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012
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D.T.F.L.P.P

Down To Fuck Like Puking Pitbulls.

It's a reference to a gif on the internet with two pitbulls fucking until one pukes and starts to eat it, saying that you are indeed interested in getting down and fucking like puking pitbulls.
"That girl seems pretty D.T.F.L.P.P I'm really interested"
by fornk May 24, 2014
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l.t.w.f.t.w

dear srtong bad long time watcher first time writer
by lenie December 24, 2003
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