T.F.T.L

To Fat To Live.

When some idiot acts like they are dying because the cellulite in their body keeps them from performing normal functions and to top it all off they bitch because they want you to help them. Well you are T.F.T.L. Cuz I left the forklift at the house

The T.F.T.L.: *passed out while walking from his bed to his XBox 3 steps away*

Me: *runs away* Man he's just T.F.T.L.

by Cb the Charley boo November 4, 2012

F.T.L

Fucking twot loser

That guy is such a F.T.L

by Faze boose December 17, 2016

F.T.L.

FUCK THE LIBERALS!! F.T.L. is an acronym for “fuck the liberals/democrats,” perfect to use if you want to express your opinions on the low.

Ugh, these liberals keep calling me racist just because I support Trump, F.T.L. !!

by lilpu$$y May 31, 2020

f.t.l

first time love/lover

y.

she's my f.tl.

is this your f.t.l?

by iykaalov September 5, 2025

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

R-O-T-F-L-O-L

Rolling on the floor laughing out loud.

I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

by Ryan Fleming October 27, 2006

R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.

how you write rotflmao or roflmao if you are one of the people who uses capslock a lot, and also you are an illiterate artard

Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O.
Scott: what?
Geekuser1: R.O.T.F.L.A.M.O!!!!ONE!!!111!!
Some_Dude: ..laughing ass my off?
Geekuser1: :(
Scott: goddamn, you really are an idiot

by hardnrg November 7, 2006