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Kristmas means, christmas. Kristmas is a type of day that kind of like an vacation or holidays. Kristmas.
by acdows April 19, 2018
Get the Kristmas mug.Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.
Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.
People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.
Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.
People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.
Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"
Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"
Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010
Get the Kristoffer mug.A Kristoffer is an incredible guy who is usually shy at first, but opens up around his friends. Typically, a Kristoffer has a smokin body and a beautiful girlfriend. Most Kristoffers are star athletes and have straight a's. They will charm you with their innocence and adorableness; but beware, it might just be an act. Usually found in the Southwest, and Southeast. Most common Kristoffers have brown hair, brown eyes, and are super tan. You'll think he's the sweetest guy in the world when you first meet him.. he won't last long, but he's cute while it lasts. Don't take it personally if he doesn't seemed interested; thats just how he rolls. Kristoffer's are sometimes tense, but also have a laid back cool side. Be careful if you meet a Kirstoffer, you'll probably fall for him.
by gangstaninja563 November 22, 2010
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If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
If you see one, for the love of god do not approach it! It will try to have sexual intercourse with you. Simply Say:
"Jag är från Norrland"
And he will quickly run away frightened.
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by ByggBoB November 27, 2012
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