Kessel Run

When you fuck a girl hard and fast and pull out of her vagina, only to stick it in her ass to blow your load.

Man I'd Millennium Falcon Kim Kardashian!

What?

I'd do a Kessel Run on that ass!

by BrakusAttackus April 23, 2009

The Kessel Run

Having anal sex while watching Star Wars

Dude, I met a Slave Leia at ComicCon and we did the The Kessel Run. She was mad when I came before the opening credits.

by The Drunk Nerds December 5, 2011

kessel

a basket for carrying some things often made of wire

this kessel is very hard give me a basket

by Andrius March 2, 2008

Kessel Run

An act in which Toronto Maple Leafs forward Phil Kessel fails to: properly accept or initiate a pass, handle the puck, take a shot on net, or any other botched play within the opponent's zone.

Oh Look, he fumbled the puck on a breakaway. That's the third Kessel Run this period!

by teddyrefspin January 19, 2012

kreswell

n.: a well where water cress is found
proper noun: the name of a nice bloke who like to make fun of his Scottish friends

We searched for the kreswell in order to make water cress sandwiches.

by fiffster February 24, 2010

Krussell

a lazy fat ass who is trash at fortnite

I beat Krussell in a 1v1 again

by moosedrooolpie February 14, 2019

kesseli

neekeri neeas asdneeksari neeasdaskeri neekeri dsa

kesseli = neekeri

by niilo22 October 14, 2019