kodiak

a wonderful boy who is smart, funny, handsome, and cool

I WANNNA BE A KODIAK!

by imm a big kid now May 27, 2018

Kodiak

The best smokeless tobacco on the market. Manufactured by Conwood Company in Memphis, Tenn.

Kodiak Ice is the best smokeless tobacoo out there. The other smokeless tobacco companies can't hold a candle to Kodiak Ice.

by Hunt B December 25, 2005

Kodiak

Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include: K-Town, K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and Emerald Isle.

Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"
Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"
Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom, you're right!"

by pilot bread October 31, 2006

kidickie

Taking the day off work as your child is sick....can be used as an excuse for taking the day off, or can be genuine!

I couldn't face going to work today with my hangover so I took a kidickie.

by HelenAus April 24, 2011

KopicKlash

A guy who has no name, no face and lives in internet forums and IRC. Occasionally pops out the the local shop and goes to school. Gonna die alone.

Woah, that KopicKlash is sitting there again!

by DANKMEMESTERm8 August 19, 2014

Korick

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by AlephKorick March 5, 2021

KodiAk

An less attractive older women who has no business wearing a bikini, but chooses to anyway, who preys on single men at family outings like pools, parks, birthdays. A distant relative of the cougar.

Man that fatty over there in the baby pool was oozing out of her bikini trying to hit on Bryan. Shes gone way past cougar, she's a kodiak!

by Mahoney mo problems June 17, 2011