Koalaing

When your friend jumps onto you and holds onto you like you are a tree. Your friend wraps his/her body around the side of yourself.

"Kyra was koalaing me at the beach so she wouldn't touch the water"

by @n0n¥m0u$ July 31, 2017

Koalaing

Wrapping your body completely around a another person forcing them to carry you

“Bridget get the fuck off of me”-Danny
“No”-Bridget
“If you don’t stop Koalaing me, I am going to run you into a wall”-Danny

by Dcutt97 April 20, 2018

KONKAIDED

something or somebody that isn't right .

ken is konkaided , that thing looks konkaided

by Stolenriches January 8, 2022

Kookai

Kookai is a fly shawty that doesn't like pizza crusts.

Kookai walked in looking fineeeeeee. Too bad she didn't eat her crusts!

by Pu55ayKill4 January 21, 2022

koaka

A bung homosupial often found dwelling in forks of trees. Sits and looks often and does little else. Often confused with Australian marsupial Koala which also licks their arms and sprawls out to cool themselves.

Eats chiiiggaaahn and needs cuddles often as well as the occasional pump.

The squirrel then proceeded to throw the nut at the koaka thus knocking him out of his tree.

by yee tsun October 23, 2003

Koalaing

the act of sitting backwards on the toilet seat and wrapping your arms around the cistern whilst taking a shit, just like a koala hugging a tree

phil is koalaing the shit out of that toilet.

by simon cowl December 10, 2011

Koalaing

The action of clinging on and attaching to an object very tightly with no intention of letting go

Man, she was koalaing me so hard last night i could not breathe..

by MolLip May 13, 2015