The Knuckler

The Knuckler is a mythological figure from the backwoods of PA. His name was inspired by the massive boil on his knuckle, but the legend truly took hold once he became a mythical figure living in the woods. Rumor has it he took to the woods to both hide and nurture the growth of his ever impressive knuckle boil. Said to be the size of a softball, The Knuckler is said to take deep pride in showing his boil to anyone who will look, but especially terrorizing those that do not.

Rumor has it he is a mix of man, bear, and pig. But many believe him to be closely related to the Sasquatch. Today, The Knuckler has many imitators, and is a growing term to describe anyone with an overly large boil regardless of location on body.

Growing up in the backwoods, we heard stories about The Knuckler. He was infamous in those parts, for his random shoving of a puss leaking knuckle in the face of the unsuspecting and laughing disturbingly at the reactions.

by The Almanac March 29, 2019

Great White Knuckler

Term that refers to the male hand while induldging in the act of self-pleasure. Such as masturbation.

So Dan, how was that ride on the Great White Knuckler last night.

by D. Brown January 11, 2005

Brown Knuckler

An alcoholic beverage, typically served in a chilled shotglass. Contains equal parts premium vodka and rootbeer Schnapp's

Tuesday Nights: Ice Chilled Brown Knucklers $8

by Greg Fagnan July 5, 2008

Knuckler

Someone who is Easy going and likes to have a good time, but at the same time will fight someone at the drop of a hat if they try to interfere with their fun-having.

"be careful about what you do, that guy standing over there with the beer is a Knuckler"

by big b-ran July 31, 2006

knuckler

a heterosexual male, that while intoxicated or high, lets his wife or girlfriend insert a finger, usually the pinky, that when inserted does not go past the first knuckle on said finger.

you let her do what!!! lol dude your a knuckler

by Baab Himself March 28, 2010

Bloody Knuckler

Someone who gets into fights for the fun of it. The term refers to reckless boxers getting bloody knuckles from not wearing hand-wraps

Brian: did you hear about Ted Cruz's filibuster?
Adam: yeah, he must really enjoy wasting tax-dollars.
Brian: we need fewer bloody knucklers like him in Congress.

by Btwice November 7, 2013

Dutch Knuckler

a promiscuous lesbian; she would stick her finger in any dyke

Bob is wasting his time buying drinks for that dutch knuckler

by nippli February 22, 2017