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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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knucklephuck

A knucklephuck is someone who jacks off with a tightly closed fist. Seemingly strangling the penis. It is also slang for guys who think or seem to think with the smaller head.
Will you just look at those 2 knucklephucks? They don't have a clue as to what they are talking about.
by MrMJaye2U September 29, 2018
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