klavier

German for piano, but also Rammsteins best song... (About remembering Love murder and insanity)

Ich spiel das klavier (Do I have the right gender?)
2. Dort Am Klavier Lauschte ich ihr...

by mike December 13, 2003

klavon

Delicious home made ice cream.

I want some yummy butter pecan ice cream from Klavon's.

by MillieIsLiterallyMyDog May 28, 2017

klavocal

A klavocal is an object used to measure the intensity of a woman's orgasms when you go down on her while humming.

Tracy wound the klavocal off the clock when I went down on her last night.

by Spazona April 25, 2020

klavdija

klavdija is a very beautiful body pozitive independed woman. She has no mom because she abandoned her. Unfortunately it was same with her father. She is trying to live healthy lifestyle bit isn’t pretty good at it. She is secretly a santa🌶️

person1: omg where are you parents?
klavdija: they are not here anymore,they left me😭

by slutty santa February 23, 2023

klavern

The Klavern is a group of people who reside in #currentevents on ZiRC. They discuss politics and post in the Debate and Discussion forum on Something Awful.

The Klavern has you. The Klavern will take over the world.

by chendo November 11, 2003

Klavir

"failure" in swedish

Nigga, you a klavir of epic proportions

by erickl July 1, 2011

D-klaves

D-Klaves also known as DK defines a person who hates/ descriminates other people based on their attidude and/or skin colour.

"dont be such a D-klaves"

"Your Mother is a D-klaves"

"D-klaves lookin` good"

"Girl you must be D-klaves, cuz i could slam you all night"

"D-klaves in the house !!"

by Amoore December 31, 2009