kite kook

A kiteboarder that needs his kite at 12 to feel a man. Or a woman kiteboarder that doesnt have a straight boyfriend.

omg look at that cloud merchant, what a kite kook

by KiteScooper January 5, 2010

gay as a kite

Someone who is gay, hasn't come out yet, but everyone can see that they're gay.

-Do you think David is gay?
-Yeah, he's as gay as a kite!

by frumbl June 24, 2019

Tom Kite

The Tom Kite, or 'TK', is a variant of the Jägerbomb named after the celebrated golfer of the same name. The drink comprises two shots of vodka and Red Bull poured into a glass, followed by a shot of Jägermeister dropped into the mixture. The TK must then be chugged, not sipped.

Tell Mom I love her, Tom Kite just arrived. Shit just got real.

TK is in my veins! He's in my veins!

by Sinc29 February 25, 2010

go fly a kite

A nice way to say go fuck yourself.

Cracked out Joe: Nice neon shoes.
Bob: Go fly a kite!

by Daniel K. July 9, 2006

Katrece

a beautiful, talented, athletic girl with a lot to offer. a lot of people wish they had her popularity and personality

did you see katrece today?
yeah she is so hot

by miss biggy October 21, 2010

High as a kite

Phrase meaning your high as hell.

Man im high as a kite.

by sToNeD January 12, 2005

Whore Kite

A person who floats around from man to man or woman to woman being whorey.

Tiffany is such a whore kite. Last week she was dating John and this week she's with Bob.

by MomBrain March 3, 2012