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Feed Kismet

When two unrelated stories appear side by side on a social media feed, and yet somehow share some commonality.
I thought I'd share this funny bit of feed kismet. My friend from college shared a status saying,"A little late night partying never hurt nobody." Then immediately under that, the Houston Chronicle posted a headline reading,"Bachelor Party Ends in Fatal Stabbing."
by VicShuttee October 20, 2016
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Kismet

Kismet is beautiful and intelligent. She is such a strong athlete and boys have huge crushes on her.
Wow she’s really athletic she’s a kismet
by Skshevjeosge April 6, 2019
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kishmeet

Kishmeet is a sweet girl, she's beautiful, usually in a relationship with S, she gets angry when someone does not listens to her
Friend 1- Do you know her
Friend 2- Bro don't try, 10 boys are already behind her(kishmeet)
by Secret123$ November 26, 2021
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kismet

loser
you’re such a kismet!!”
by kaderhav0288299 November 28, 2021
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kismet

Usually used to give courage but it something that is never going to happen.
Kid:"o ma a do mjapesh naj 30 leksh per byrek"
Mom:"Me kismet"
by todumbtolive April 25, 2022
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KISMET

Popular roleplayer on the Minecraft server known as 'Roleplay Hub', with the IGN such as 'D_ddyIssues'. Commonly known for their obsession with arsonistic characters, and milfs. Being in the server's infamous 'KISHI VS AKIHITO' war.

Their main characters include: "Yubi 'Misu' S. U." and "Mitsuki Haru"

Usually accompanied by luvochi.
Wow! Is that KISMET? Popular SchoolRPer!
by Sally Jades June 6, 2022
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KismetMan

You're cool, KismetMan!
by blitzreig_MR July 31, 2022
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