A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.
All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.
The men all wished they could be Kirk.
The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.
by Dave July 26, 2006

Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.
by Gonqgirl February 7, 2010

The women dream of being with Kirk.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
The baseball star was a real Kirk.
The football player was trying to become a Kirk.
by Daveone September 7, 2008

Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.
by SOAHHEERULEIKTHEM April 11, 2009

by black flag May 31, 2004

The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.
I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.
All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.
by Daveone September 7, 2008
