Kirk

A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.

All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.

by Dave July 26, 2006

Kirk

to have a big penis and is long in bed

kirk to be extremely long

by acerv771 March 31, 2009

Kirk

Egotistical, smartass, honest, blunt, loyal, protective, proud, hard working, intelligent, hysterical , 'human-fireplace', dirty mind, creative pumpkin carver, quirky, playful, awsome friend.

"Don't mess with me, my family or my friends." - Kirk
"I firmly believe..." - Kirk

by Gonqgirl February 7, 2010

Kirk

A total studgod, masterful in everyway.

The women dream of being with Kirk.

The baseball star was a real Kirk.

The football player was trying to become a Kirk.

by Daveone September 7, 2008

Kirk

Kirk - kirked - kirking
Verb: To hit and/or seduce a woman/man/android/green woman/child/double with a cloudy self-assurance.

i.e.: Ohmahgawd! He totally Kirked her!

by SOAHHEERULEIKTHEM April 11, 2009

kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

by black flag May 31, 2004

Kirk

The great King and Ruler loved by women and adored by children, envied by men for being so awesome and having a big unit and balls of steel.

I hope when I grow up I can be a Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down to his greatness and kissed his butt.

All Hail Kirk, long live the Kirk.

by Daveone September 7, 2008