Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

kiddywinkles

A term used to call your friends (plural) It is not meant to be creepy but can be sometimes.

Hey kiddywinkles

by Teheeheh January 21, 2020

kiddy fiddler

a sick person who touches kids. they do stuff to children, unnatural stuff.

My dad is a kiddy fiddler. He should be put in jail.

by sonni vitalle January 16, 2008

Come out of the kiddy closet

Coming out as a pedophile.

Steve: Fred, I hate to tell you, but...I like little boys.

Fred: Oh, shit, Fred has come out of the kiddy closet.

by MrMostaza September 16, 2009

kiddy fiddler

the person in the white candy van that keeps following me. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS SPEEDING UP TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH MY BUUM HUURTS AAAAAAAHHHH HE IS PUTTING CREAM IN MY BUM

the kiddy fiddler plays fortnite

by AlexGuyTh April 10, 2020

Kiddywhompus

Crazy, just straight up silly

yo man that shit is straight up Kiddywhompus

by Nathan Rosch June 1, 2006

kiddy and boo

two people whom are very much in love. kiddy is preferably tall and has a mangina. boo is usually one whom cuts kiddy's ball off.

Town Gossip - "Wow. Did ya see Kiddy and Boo??"
Single Person - "Yeah man, they make me feel so lonely."

by brazillionnnnn June 18, 2008