Kickstand Effect

The Kickstand Effect often happens in the middle of the night. When still groggy from just waking up, males will often turn over to their other side. Not realizing they have morning wood from just waking up, their penis will get in the way and bend, causing extreme discomfort.

Morning wood, Kickstand Effect

by Kastera1000 April 10, 2010

gastric kickstand

a resounding fart that announces more to come.

Karl's gastric kickstand caused those familiar with his bowels to evacuate the building.

by HD Shell October 11, 2004

Tijuana Kickstand

- verb; Ti-jua-na Kick-stand.
To engage in anal intercourse, doggy style while placing one's foot on the receiver's head/face, keeping it firmly pressed to the ground, resulting in a kickstand position.

Last night when I hooked up with that chick I totally did the tijuana kickstand to her.

by one-two January 27, 2010

got it on kickstand

A phrase meaning "hanging out" or "pimping" mostly used by latino thugs as a casual reference to their large penises as they attract females.

"Damn, boy! You're always pulling hoes you always got it on kickstand!"

by mark jrok July 25, 2008

got it on kickstand

A phrase meaning "hanging out" or "pimping" mostly used by latino thugs as a casual reference to their large penises as they attract females.

Damn, boy! You're always pulling hoes you always got it on kickstand!"

by mark jrok July 25, 2008

Kickstand

When you are banging a 1-legged chick from behind...and after you bust....u kick out that one leg out...and she falls...then you jump around yelling "kickstand kickstand".

I was at a War Amp meeting and hooked up with this hot 1-legged counselor....i bent her over and gave her a kickstand.

by A and J Productions January 25, 2011

Kickstand

When you get a massive rager and roll over on it but it props you up like a kickstand on a bike.

My morning wood this morning acted as a kickstand holding me up

by JDJD6969 February 5, 2013