Midwest Ketchup Bottle

Where you ejaculate into your lady’s vagina, blow into it, have her jump up and down and squeeze her stomach like a ketchup bottle

My boyfriend gave me a Midwest Ketchup Bottle last night, so I highly doubt I’m pregnant.

by Lordmegatron August 20, 2018

glass ketchup bottle

ABSOLUTE TORY

“glass ketchup bottles only”
“fuck off you tory”

by unowhooosl March 6, 2022

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period

I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

by wurldeater August 24, 2020

bottle of ketchup

the funnest phrase known to man:)just think of ketchup!!!

"will you"
"just like a bottle of ketchup"
"KETCHUP?"

BANG BANG BANG
OUUUUCHHHH :

by sausage and eggs April 6, 2008