Kermit

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him
Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal
by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018
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Kermit

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐
Kermit is gay
by Kermitlover2000 March 08, 2019
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Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.
Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.
by monkeyspanker October 04, 2012
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Kermit

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).
"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."
by Barrt McOckiner January 06, 2010
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Kermit

The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.
Wow Kermit is so good at singing
by 3GG15 July 01, 2018
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kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting
kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself
by kermitISking September 19, 2018
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Kermit

Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.

Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.

Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.
I lost my tickets to the travis scott concert im gonna kermit!!!!!!

Creator: Aye.Clexo & zozo_bear_
by Chicobean August 23, 2017
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