Kermit

The savior of all life; once every full moon a animal or human sacrifice must be made to him by holding the sacrifice in the middle of a circular room while someone runs around yelling their praises to him

“Oh dear lord Kermit we give our thanks for this meal”

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

Kermit

A amusing charecter that is green and is really cool. Loves 🥐

Kermit is gay

by Kermitlover2000 March 8, 2019

Kermiting

The act of painting your partner green, then fisting them. Fisting may be either vaginal or anal. The person being fisted sings The Rainbow Connection.

Bob: How is your grandmother?

Ted: I walked in on her kermiting with the mailman. The Rainbow Connection will never sound the same again.

by monkeyspanker October 4, 2012

Kermit

An abnormally skinny guy who, much like Kermit the Frog, dates fat chicks (like Miss Piggy).

"Check out that kermit with his girlfriend, I bet she crushes him when shes on top."

by Barrt McOckiner January 5, 2010

Kermit

The reincarnation of jebus
"Why are there so many songs about rainbows and whats on the other side." said by Kermit.

Wow Kermit is so good at singing

by 3GG15 July 1, 2018

kermitation

When you want to Kermit sewer side but you can’t because you need to keep worshipping your idol kermit the frog

kermitting

kermitation, EX: i wish i could just kermitate myself

by kermitISking September 18, 2018

Kermit

Definition 1: When something stupid happens in your life and you wanna escape it.

Definition 2 : When something bad occurs in your life,and you wanna die but not literally.

Definition 3: A term used by spam accounts.

I lost my tickets to the travis scott concert im gonna kermit!!!!!!

Creator: Aye.Clexo & zozo_bear_

by Chicobean August 22, 2017