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he is a conservative and soft spoken guy(until alcohol is added in the picture). he loves his girl with all of his heart and will do anything to keep her happy. though he might seem tough on the outside he is really a softie. he likes to be called a “Baby Dragon”. if you do call him by that name you have to be ready to face the consequences. i’ve heard from one of his seven dwarfs that he creampied her out of spite for the misuse of his epithet. looking past that he is a gentleman and a lover.
i wish that I had a Keoni in my life
Keoni by bailey<3 September 27, 2022
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keoni is a fine ass girl who could get all the boys but chooses to focus on her study’s
oooou dats keoni ?
keoni by yuluvjade_ November 12, 2022
keoni is a asian chink found in the chinese rivers eating dog or maybe even cat ching chong
i am keoni
Keoni by cooliojulio009 November 21, 2023

Keoni LaBang 

Commonly confused with Keoini LaBang, Keoni LaBang is a name given to describe one who is hilarious, energetic, kind of an asshole, but sweet beyond measure. An identifying characteristic of Keoni LaBang is the extreme overbite they usually have. It helps them to climb trees, break open coconuts, and scoop up chunks of pineapple to eat. Usually a Keoni LaBang is a fairly talented musician; has a great ear and can sing italian opera.
Keoni LaBang by muthafuckaaa June 18, 2011
Kennick (noun) - equivalent of calling somebody a fool. Can be shortened to Ken. The slang of Irish Gipsy tinkers and English Travellers.
"Dashy is a proper Kennick"

"Ashley got caught lying again...what an absolute Ken!"

"My boss is making me work the weekend again, the spiteful Ken!"

"Which Ken used all the Ketchup again?"

Used frequently throughout South West London, Middlesex and Kent. Especially in the areas of Sunbury, Stanwell, Ashford (Middlesex), Shepperton, Chatham and across Medway.

Some say the word originates from gypsies hunting the Kennick bird on Stanwell Moor way back in Victorian times. The Kennick bird was hunted to extinction leading to the bird being deemed useless. Hence why Kennick is a derogatory term although it can be used as a term of endearment.
Kennick by Henry McCaskill June 11, 2020
A pretty young girl that enjoys company and has her special flaws she is very talented she doesn’t judge people and she is loved by everyone she can be crazy at times but she always know how to make people feel loved and gives them great advice she is very nice and she has a mind of her own she doesn’t take on negativity and she try to keep her mind set on the future meet Keniah
KEniah has a nice personality
keniah by Akiara February 3, 2018