Damn girl I'm gonna give that kentucky thumb
Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50
Bro did you here about the guy who gave Brandon a kentucky thumb for not completing the AK-50
by Gobagoose May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Thumb mug.The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
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When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.
"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."
by Whiteboy502 April 15, 2016
Get the kentucky pepper shaker mug.Mixed with water soluble lube, the little buttons of shit that either pop out or fall out of one's caboose after ass sex. Kentucky raisins are most commonly happened upon "the morning after" while in their prime. It is in this glorious, desiccated (dried out) state the Kentucky Raisins have earned their title.
Emilio: "Why so glum today, Fritz?"
Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
Fritz: "Chastity made me buy her a new bedspread. We passed out last night after fucking around and this morning there were kentucky raisins stuck all over the sheets."
by TopBun November 25, 2016
Get the kentucky raisins mug.When you try to talk to someone and the other person is frequently about to to head out or about to do something else and appears to be avoiding the conversation; this person is pulling a keith.
You: Hey, what's up man? Want to catch up on things real quick?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
Friend: Hey man, sorry I'm about to head in the shower then to the gym tonight.
You: Oh okay man...you don't even have like two minutes?
Friend: Not really, I was just about to get off the computer
A few moments later...
Other friend: Hey, so is Joey around to chat?
You: No, he is pulling a keith again.
Other friend: Sigh..again?
by Jerry1986 July 27, 2012
Get the Pulling a Keith mug.A sex position where during period sex, if the girl starts to leak blood, you stick your thumb in it.
Bf: “Omg babe are you on your period?!”
Gf: “Do the Kentucky Plug.”
Bf: “What the hell is that?”
Gf: “Just stick a thumb in it.”
Gf: “Do the Kentucky Plug.”
Bf: “What the hell is that?”
Gf: “Just stick a thumb in it.”
by Escky May 20, 2021
Get the Kentucky Plug mug.A highly superior being who created the entire universe billions of years ago. He is also the lead guitarist for The Rolling Stones. Keith Richards did pretty much every drug ever created and is still alive, therefor he is immortal. He is one of 3 immortals in the world. Cher and Ozzy Osbourne are immortal as well and accompanied Keith Richards while creating the universe.
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