a Kearney butt man is a person that sticks their finger through the toilet paper so when they wipe their ass they finger their butthole, he is also somebody that is fucking stupid, terrible at gaming and his room constantly smells of cock.
he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation
he beats his cats meat for being on his "blankey". he reeks of retardation
me: "your fucking retarded nigga you're such an Kearney butt man"
victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"
victim: "no I just suck cock and I'm not gay even though I'm a guy"
by Thick booiiii March 05, 2020
Some one with the smallest dick in the world.Some one who had such a micropenis they put the name to shame.
by Bigbittylittytitty June 27, 2020
guy number 1: hey you still into that girl
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro
guy number 2: yeah i'm totally trippin over kearney (tok)
guy number 1: sorry to hear that bro
by alphabetmysoup September 27, 2011
Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?
Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!
Guy 3: ah hell nah
by glonked August 21, 2022
A Catholic high school located in Rochester, NY. Known for being in a partnership with Tom Golisano who is providing all students with laptops. Unlike the rival snotty, bitchy, 20,000,000,000+ student school across town in the bad part of Dewey Ave Aquinas Institute, you get your own locker and you can walk through the halls without becoming claustrophobic. And unlike AQ, there's no girls so orange that they look like they're black.
Person 1: You go to Aquinas Institue right?
Person 2: Hell no! I would never go there! I go to Bishop Kearney High School. It's the shit!
Person 2: Hell no! I would never go there! I go to Bishop Kearney High School. It's the shit!
by NotAnOrangeAQHooker March 15, 2010
the best fucking boyfriend i could ever have. constantly doubts himself and says he's the lucky one, but let's be honest, the one dating him - me, for instance - is the lucky one. i'm so grateful to have him. <333333333333
kearney, darling, i love you.
by lyyk(arma) October 22, 2022
A big massive sexy cunt. His aura lights up the room as soon as he walks in. Everyone is in for the night of their lives when Kearney is out. Anyone would be lucky to call Kearney their love monkey.
Random girl: holy fuck who’s that absolute hunk on the bench press?
Other random girl: that’s Kearney I’ve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him
Other random girl: that’s Kearney I’ve wanted to fuck him so bad as soon as i laid eyes on him
by RAVAGEx1 November 23, 2021