Katanatard

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.

I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...

by Causal Object of Gamer Desire September 19, 2009

katyann

Katyann is a beautiful person that brings happiness to everyone she meets. Katyann is entertaining, funny, and always a blast to talk to. One who has befriended Katyann should thank the heavens for it. A wonderful girl who manages to be sweet to everyone. She’s cute, beautiful, and pretty and can make anyone feel great about themselves if she just smiles. People who meet Katyann will begin to care very much for her after they see her kindness, beauty, and overall coolness. Just about the best girl you'll ever meet. She also has amazing eyes. This word is used to describe someone who’s just plain incredible and terrific who also has beauty and kindness.

She's gorgeous, she must be a katyann.

by KayyDoubleeYouu. July 11, 2010

catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa)

Is the result when an ordinary event becomes a cataclysm of epic measures.

It is fail of epic measures.

Yesterday party was catafuckinstrophe (katafakinstrofa).

How did you do your exam?
- It was catafuckinstrophe, I didn't know anything

by Andrija Japrak July 21, 2009

Katanya

Most amazingly beautiful and bootylicious creature to grace this planet with her wiley ways. Commonly associated with Snap Neck injuries incurred by fellas coping a perv on her fine form. Sweet to behold.

Dr: Ah, ha. I see. You have Snap Neck
Perv: Oh.... it was Katanya. She was crossing the street.

by Jamjunk February 4, 2010

kanaya

A fashionable troll from HOMESTUCK
If she ever goes to you be warned she is amazing

TG:kanaya you should to the nay nay
GA: I Would Now Like To Be Called Kanaynay

by midnightSnackies January 18, 2015

Chainsaw Katana

The most powerful weapon in all existence. It has been known to cause multiple emotions in humans, the two most common being fear and sexual desire. It is thought that chuck norris himself crafted this destroyer of worlds. Photographs and drawings of the divine weapon must have an explosion photo shopped in the background so that the paper doesn't burn up from the awesomeness.

Man 1: Did you hear about that planet exploding the other day?
Man 2: Yeah, must have been a Chainsaw Katana

by joeydud15 August 30, 2013

katya

A super nice Russian girl. She is very pretty and smart, and a great friend to have around. She is outgoing and she will stand up for anything she believes in, or if someone is getting hurt. She kicks butt, and is tall. However she likes things going her way, and sometimes forgets your even there. Otherwise she is the bomb.com

You guys look! Its Katya, the coolest person on earth!!

by SCfive April 25, 2015