karma stank

Infecting an entire area and/or other people with your own negativity

His karma stank really killed the mood of the whole party

by Melle113 March 10, 2016

karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.

That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!

by Major Madcat July 19, 2019

karma sutra

1. The idea that hotness has its repercussions, as hot people do not have to be interesting in order to get people to pay attention to them. So once someone becomes 30, no one gives a shit about them, and karma is fulfilled, because they will never use their kama sutra again.

2. What butthurt ugly people say will happen to hot people.

A: “OMG Stacy is gorgeous as hell”
B: “She’s boring, see? Hey, Stacy! What are you really good at?”
Stacy: “Uh....whatever”
B: “In twenty years, she’ll be hopeless. Karma sutra.”
A: “You would say that, because you’re ugly."

by georgeward November 27, 2011

Karma Suture

1. Attempting to stitch up one's torn Karma, before it gets worse.

2. Making a repair to a damaged Karma.

I have been so bad lately, I need a Karma Suture.

by Pammie Cakes January 10, 2010

Karma Sutra

(N) - Pronunciation : (KAHR - muh - SOO - truh)

1) In lame terms; the ancient Indian martial art of sex. Taking Karma Sutra classes makes you "Badass in Bed", and leaves the partner begging for more.

This ancient art teaches one the most effective positions and how to pursue those positions. It allows one to take the most advantage of however much time they have to have sex.

If you bang someone who is trained in the art of Karma Sutra, you most likely will black out from such a powerful orgasm.

"Dude, I Railed this Chick who knew Karma Sutra and I came SO FUCKING HARD!"

(Pick-Up line) "Hey baby, I know all 5 disciplines in the art of Karma Sutra."

by Pyro682 December 14, 2009

karma sutra

An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).

Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.

Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.

by LaurB October 24, 2010

Kara's day

You must do exactly what Kara tells you to do at the day of October 27th and become her slave.

Kara: Do the sussy amogus dance.

Karma: Why should I? you bitch.

Kara: It's Kara's day, you have to.

Karma: Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fine. Whatever.

Karma:*Does the sussy amogus dance*.

by Not a Kara 100% smiley face September 29, 2021