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Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.
'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'
Kankles by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008
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Ankles that are broken
Kayleigh's kankles were broken as she fell to the ground.
this is when a person is so fat that their calves and ankles meld together to form one nasty ass leg
check out that fat ho w/ the kankles.
kankles by jew doctor January 27, 2003
When the calf goes to the foot
Stacey Fraser has kankles
Kankles by Bobbeeena December 22, 2008
A kankle is when there is so much fat on your ankles they look like legs.
"Mr.B has pimpily, hairly, warty, kankles!"
kankles by RockstarTammi December 2, 2004
kankles is when u never see ur ankles so its like one big fat ass leg!
look over there jansyn has kankles!there so nastay
kankles by mandyjo May 13, 2005
It happens when some one is so fat their knee fat hands down as almost a protective fat layer over thier ankles.
Shit bro Bitch's knee fat hangs down to her ankles. Thems Kankles.