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Kang

A young boy said to be picked up from a trash bin. A young boy who cannot sit still and climbs around. You will always find him at a Ramen shop. Sometimes he calls himself Peter Parker. Sometimes he calls himself Shawn Michael.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.

He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Kang is so cute
by Thatyellowunderwear May 28, 2018
mugGet the Kangmug.

KANG

a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
by Bob Jeagermeister July 2, 2007
mugGet the KANGmug.

Kang

A slang common in Almelo (The Netherlands). Also said as "akang". Said when they are happy or they have to celebrate something. When said, they headbutt each other gently but sometimes very hard to make a a joke. Also combined with Boks Akang. "Boks" is said to indicate they want to celebrate with kang.
Person 1: Tomorrow we have SCHOOL-FREE! Boks?
Person 2: AKANG! *headbutt*
by BoksAkang February 6, 2009
mugGet the Kangmug.

Kang

A girl with beautiful brown eyes, a great smile, and smooth hair. Someone everyone wants to be but there is only one of. A really great person.
Kang is like the most famous person in the whole school, everyone knows her.
by Matt K.erns July 4, 2009
mugGet the Kangmug.

Nasi Kang Kang

It's a love potion created by Southeast Asian witch doctors. The woman first lovingly cooks a bowl of rice. She then squats over it, sans clothes. And lets her womanly essence mix with the steam of the rice, then feeds it to her man. He is supposed to never leave her and be at her beck & call
"Scum's girlfriend hits him but he still sticks around and claims he's in love with her!"

" Confirm nasi kang kang!"
by sgghettogirl March 2, 2010
mugGet the Nasi Kang Kangmug.

Kang

I just scrolled a kang, its about to hit so nice
by MTC973 June 6, 2011
mugGet the Kangmug.

pu kang kang

a filipino word for a girls pussy.
girls have pukangkang and guys have buto.



pronounciation: poo kang kang
by krystylez September 2, 2005
mugGet the pu kang kangmug.

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