Kankles

where your ankles look really fat and like "kegs," hence Kankles... (kegs and ankles)

"wow her ankles look HUGE in this photo"
"yeah, just like kegs..."
"LOL, cronic KANKLES"

by Sarah Coolbeans December 18, 2009

kankles

a horrible disease which occurs when the excess fat from the calf merges with the ankle...this forms an area that looks like an extra long fatty calf leading to the foot

Mike Rossetti has the worse case of kankles I've ever seen in my enitre life, I mean those things are massive.

by FuzzyBoSack October 6, 2006

kanklesauresrex

An extremely rare animal that resides in the kankles usually surviving off the the food that the fat person drops down their shirt. Usually they rape the person they live in and move on to the next victim. They refuse to live in the kankles of black people. Some believe they were behind 9/11 plot

OMG Shannen theres a kanklesauresrex in your leg.
Anna smells like kanklesauresrex.

by mecrabbb August 5, 2008

kankles

kankles are the absence of ankles, ie. the legs just flow into the foot. Normally because a person is really fat. Also occurs during pregnancy.

Pregnant woman: I need to sit down, I'm getting massive kankles.

by cutenkooky June 6, 2004

Kankles

When your so fucken fat that you can't tell the difference between your calves and ankles because they're covered in so much lard.

James where are your kneecaps?
I dunno but check out my kankles!

by jim = chunky November 25, 2003

Kankles

Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'

by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008

Kankles

Ankles that are broken

Kayleigh's kankles were broken as she fell to the ground.

by KankleBreakingMaster June 1, 2017