Kalifa

Kalifa is the sexiest girl around. She's not as thick as the others but she got a cute little booty. She acts tough but is actually pretty sweet.

Person 1: Aye she cute.
Person 2: I know her name's Kalifa.

by Sparklestar888 May 7, 2018

kaluf

An IRC user.Many of them could be found in the bulgarian IRC Network uniBG/ irc.unibg.org for example/ in the channel #deutschland.They are stupid and proud of it.

Ei tozi e kaluf, kuh e kato gydulka.I sushto mnogo nagyl.Bezochliv, prost.... etc.

by JazzRabbit August 24, 2004

Kaufax

To leave a person or group somewhere with out telling them you are leaving

This is usually done while the person is drunk and or high (does not have to be)

Dude, he Kaufaxed me at the bar and i had no way to get home

by doggboy May 12, 2003

kalupa

a kid who is obsessed with iPads. and iPhone 4's. it's his fetish.

Guy 1: Did you see kalupa?
Guy 2: Yeah he had his iPad!

by iulgbkj November 13, 2010

Mia Kalifa

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa

me: hit or miss

the whole of target: I guess they never miss, huh?
sung by Mia Kalifa

by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019

Kalukanot

Nickname given to someone who acts like a major creeper with a creepy voice. They usually refer to all of their friends as niggah. Some are known to drive around in vans with "Free Candy" spraypainted on the side.

Person one: Dude this guy was creeping on me like none other today.| Person two: I bet ya five bucks it was Kalukanot.

by Phoenix99155 December 5, 2009

Kalua Munging

1) Where you use the Kalua style way of cooking.
2) You kill and bury a fresh female corpse.
3) After a week of cooking you dig up your victim.
4) Proceed to fuck your fresh and warm Kalua Bitch.
5) After cumming inside of your Kalua Corpse you now have the optionof Munging the corpse.
6) After munging your victim you eat and enjoy the delicious dinner of a Kalua Bitch!!

Richie: So me and the wife went to Hawaii for vacation!
Joe: Really did you enjoy some of the fabulous Kalua Munging dinners they make!
Richie: Yeah, we had a Kalua Bitch, it was amazing!
Joe: Awesome!!!!!!

by Sid87Smith October 1, 2011