A very common place expresion origionating in the medeteranian. Used to express an profound urge to take a dump.
yesh li kaki (in my mother)
by Avshalom Kor March 17, 2005
by hammerdrill August 26, 2003
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by Fizzy_Pop August 8, 2023
by someone that is not german September 5, 2022
In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
a popular German phrase from the 1700s, commonly used in appalling poetry. The translation is yet to truly be deciphered, but some claim it translates to "**Your beauty is beyond my vision.**" as it is commonly used by poets describing their significant other.
Ach wie sehr ich dich liebe mein Schatz... pp und kaki in pp kakaland .
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goethe, 1784.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Goethe, 1784.
by sackO'tatoes February 25, 2023
by R8ISH October 31, 2022