kaplunk

a person who parties a lot and i mean a LOT, fun and naturally chill person, a josh or a chris

"yo its so kaplunk dude" "yaa"

by tonysmoney December 12, 2013

kafunk

when something just happens.

"we were just standing there and then KAFUNK her clothes were off!"

by horrumx July 12, 2009

Kaflunga

The amount of feces stuck above water level in the toilet after defecating.

Man, there is a lot of kaflunga in that toilet!

by eightbitrip September 24, 2016

Kaplunked

When someone gets so viciously slammed into, onto, or by a person or object. Usually involving flying through the air resulting in knock out, or serious injury.

"Rose Nanajunas got kaplunked onto the mat at ufc 237" or
"Johnny got kuplunked into a tree from his vehicle for not wearing a seat belt he almost didn't make it. "

by Nutboulder May 12, 2019

Kafunkle

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.

“You kafunkle bitch”
“Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle”
“When was the last time you showered? You’re turning into a real kafunkle”

by Bratorix January 14, 2023

Kafunkle

(NOUN - Derogatory)

A word used to describe a promiscuous, unclean and odorous person. Usually used to describe women.

"You kafunkle bitch"
"Hey jimmy your girlfriend is a complete kafunkle"
"When was the last time you showered? You're turning into a real kafunkle"

by Bratorix January 14, 2023

kaplunk

the sound thats made when you jump into a pool or drop a fat shit in the toilet.

John: I took a fat shit and it went kaplunk
Mark: Stop telin me bout your shits

by LuhPerc January 27, 2023